Re: [ Creed Discuss ] An Ode to Scott and Hillaree
From: "David Brush" <brushd@clarkson.edu>
To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" <creed-discuss@debbir.com>
Date: Sun
24 Nov 2002 19:03:53 -0500
Umm, just in case there's anyone on the list that takes longer than me to catch on, this is to the tune of WAWO.
 
Dave
 
----- Original Message -----
From: Joe Earles
To: Creed Discussion List
Sent: Sunday, November 24, 2002 6:40 PM
Subject: [ Creed Discuss ] An Ode to Scott and Hillaree

Scott's Cell Phone's Broken
©2002 Joseph E. Earles (pending)

Well I just heard
the news today
Hillaree's been put away
'Cause Scott came home
The other day
And Hillaree
Rearranged his face

Scott's cell phone's broken
His jaw is swelling
Now he's on the mend
Canceling dates again
Scott's cell phone's broken
His jaw is swelling
Now he's on the mend
Canceling dates again
Scott's cell phone's broken

When Scott came home
He was out of luck
Had to hear about
The guys Hil f***ed
He took her hand
Said it was okay
But that stoner bitch
Clocked him anyway

Scott's cell phone's broken
His jaw is swelling
Now he's on the mend
Canceling dates again
Scott's cell phone's broken
His jaw is swelling
Now he's on the mend
Canceling dates again
Scott's cell phone's broken

(Spoken over interlude)
JUDGE: Given the wanton nature of the crime I'm going to leave it up to the
victim to impose sentence. Mr. Stapp, what should we with your estranged
wife?

(sung)
STAPP: If I had just one wish
Only one demand
She'd stay away from me
Please make her understand
That if this face is marred
It could end my career
She ought to think of that
Before she drinks more beer

Scott's cell phone's broken
His jaw is swelling
Now he's on the mend
Canceling dates again
Scott's cell phone's broken
His jaw is swelling
Now he's on the mend
Canceling dates again
Scott's cell phone's broken

It's broken

11/24/02


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